Look for a good location for a little rub down and plus.

Good luck.  Also, you may want to look for a tutor.  I recommend going back to 4th grade English.

jjack why are you such a jerk

Now, now.  Play nice.  When someone voluntarily posts something that is comical, they should be able to take their lumps.  It's true that I don't have much tolerance for those that can't put together an intelligent sentence.  Why?  Because they waste my time.  Think of it this way.  I can't sing.  So, if I voluntarily showed up at an audition what would happen?  I'd be wasting everyone's time.  Not just the director/producer, who probably wouldn't spare my feelings in rejecting me.  But everyone else associated with the show, including all the other singers auditioning.  If you think I'm a jerk, so be it.  I don't give a shit.  I call it like I see it.

You are still a jerk! The person posting the question was just asking a simple question about massages in the Gboro area. Who cares if he made a grammar error in his question. Oh no, I better be careful, befor you bash me!!!!

JJack, Listen I apologize for my grammatical error. I was just getting to the point quickly and with out thinking. I laughed at myself after the message was posted. Now, Back to the subject of the post is there any good Massage Parlor in the area.  Thanks for pointing out my error.

not a damn english board here smart ass.

Ever heard of capital letters, Dumbass?  
Seriously, you and Sambam need to go suck each other off.  I can tell it's been too long for the two of you.  I can get mean, too.  But I'm not so inclined.  If you've got no sense of humor about yourselves, then spare us your venom.  Even the thread originator got a laugh at what he wrote.  Instead of blasting me, help the guy?  If I knew of some good massage places in that area, I'd share it.  Since I didn't, I humorously pointed out that his question lacked some clarity.  I did that so DUMBASSES like yourself might be able to understand.  And oh, BTW, this is an English board.

No need to apologize.  I was just having some fun with you.  Glad you have a sense of humor.  You may want to PM Senoir Hobbist as he provided good info on 4 massage places in the Raleigh area (actually, two were just north of Raleigh, one was in Hillsborough, and one was in Chapel Hill).  This was all discussed on this board two pages back.  Perhaps he will know something specific about your area.  If it turns out that the Hillsborough massage place is the closest to you, go in caution.  The place is very small.  LE like to park at the gas station across the street and watch.  So far, I've not heard of any arrests.  From what I've observed, nobody stops and goes in if the LE are parked across the street (totally understandable).  When the LE are not around they usually have a customer or two.  However, this could be a wasted trip for you since you won't know until you arrive.  Hopefully, Senior Hobbist or somebody else can hook you up with a better option.

Gotta luv the grammar nazi!!!