After being married for 44 years, a man took a careful look at his wife one day
and said: "Darling, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to
sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old girl. Now we have a $500,000 home,
a
$45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV but I'm  sleeping with a
65-year-old woman.  It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of
things."

The wife is a very reasonable woman. She told him to go out and find a hot
25-year-old  girl, and she would make sure that he would once again be living
in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and
watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life
crisis.

Ha ha!  Giggle a little today...it's good for the soul.