I was driving home from visiting a friend in Charlotte last night and stopped at one of those rest areas on the side of the road.

I go into the washroom. The first stall is taken, so I go into the second stall. I had just sat down when I hear a voice from the other stall............

Hi there, how is it going?

Okay, I am not usually the type to strike up conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road. I didn't know what to say, so finally I say: Not bad............

Then the voice says: So, what are you doing?

I find this a bit weird, but I say: Well, I'm going home...............

Then I hear the person in the next stall, all flustered, say: Look, I'll call you back -- every time I ask you a question this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me!!!