'm not mad, at least they didn't say, "She does greek" or "she likes a finger in the pooper."  
(Actually reads like a FABULOUS review! Thanks for sticking to stuff I actually DO. And bringing my average up a smidge!)
A 9/9 score, nice! But......

However, I really can't own it- as I have only seen 2 regulars 4 times in the last 5-6 weeks... So... being as I searched my email... to no avail, and messaged said reviewer (no response- YET), and there's a wildfire epidemic of FAKE reviews & little being done to remove them-
This is "ME" "being honest" for the sake of "the system" and for my guys out there, who value HONEST reviews.
Don't say I didn't warn ya'll.
Reviewers, take this fellow's reviews with a grain of salt.
I'm not just sayin!

 

 

 
Foxy

P.S. Thanks for other inquiries, yes, I am alive & doing well! Just behaving on the Boards!
:-P

P.S.S. And no, it WASN'T ME!
:-

Greek and fingers in ass, I've had TWO fake reviews and they both said something of the sort! One forgets to mention a cover...
No luck with having them taken down

Since it seems fake reviews are something we are going  to have to live with can you CHEAPSKATES posting them AT LEAST keep them vanilla and keep the scores up!

I do not like having to explain the review is fake and I don't offer that service. TER needs to take this more seriously so that people can rely on reviews!