It still takes me a sec to realize they're talking to me LOL! Certainly not original, but I can't really blame them. My hair is crazy red when out and about especially in direct sunlight.

"How many times have you been married?"

Oh a little here and a little there. Just been busy with real life and such. I check in here from time to time but I haven't had much time to play so haven't had much to add to the banter here.  Hope all is well with you, shoot me an email if ya wanna catch up sometime.

Re: you look just like my third wife, 1 up on me)

Number 2 was a blonde, but I am not holding that against  you, Ms Ali, NO WAY! As I have said before, I like all flavors of woman, skin, OR hair color;P~~~ Ms Ali, I know why you like dancing with Ms Serena---D Lic ous, if my memory serves me well;P~~~~

Well , since no one like that seems to be around , would you lower your standards........considerably ?

Lmao now that fitness line could possibly be the worst corniest funniest rudest line ever. But it just might work...

LMAO!!! You do have the cute factor going for ya! eom

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And if she said no then I would say, "well would you like one?"
If she said yes, I'd ask " well would you like another?"

Earlier this week I was shopping at Aldi's. This nice looking retired man came over to me and began inquiring about an item I had on my person. We chatted briefly and when we parted he shook my hand (which is poor etiquette. He should have left the choice to shake hands up to me) and said his full name. Because he said his full name.......I said my full name. I didn't think that much about it at the time being that out of the hobby I do work with the public. Also I'm pretty well known in my area.  Well the next day I get a phone call. Yep, it was him. The magic of Google. He wanted more information on the item, so I said I'd call him when I got it. Well.....he hasn't stopped calling since. Obviously the item he liked was me.  

I was in the grocery store getting some fruit and this guy just brushes past me and says, "Lady you look gorgeous." Of course, I'm nose deep in fruit and barely mustered a Thank you. It's really the little things.  

1. Knowing what you look like in public and behind closed doors;P~~, 2. I admire that guy's ability to get his mind to tell his mouth what to say to you cold Turkey) Now a days, I'm afraid of getting slapped up side the head for being so forward(  OUCH!

Most Landline Providers allow you to block specific numbers,  if this creep is blocking his #, all you have to do is enable the function that blocks anonymous or private #'s