It is with a heavy heart that I must announce the closing of Case's escort service. After a long run in the buisness (3 days), and a lot of response, well if you count Clarence, Roadie and Luvtheladies, I must close the doors to fantasy land. Rather than blame it on my lack of good looks, charisma, and overall lack of buisness savy think I will save face and blame it on the economy!! Even though free trials were offered I believe gas prices kept the ladies from coming out. That has to be it what lady wouldn't jump at the chance to be swept off her feet by a slightly better than average looking guy?!! No sausage grilling for me Clarence so don't get you're hopes up. Reminds me of when Edison kept failing trying to invent the lightbulb he said he hadn't failed he just learned 500 things that wouldn't work. Looks like 275 folks read my post  so i found 275 folks who arent intersead. So rest assured when gas prices fall and the ladies can get out more I will reopen fantasy land. Yep that's the ticket blame the economy!!


Maybe if y'all ain't figured me out yet, you will soon I'll say anything for a gag. Other than being maybe slightly above average looking this is all pure BS, so have a little chuckle hopefully and have a nice day!!!