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Posted By: TallCool77
So, more or less were stuck with a three hour round trip. . . assuming we do the speed limit.
I've been know to drive 2 1/2 hours one way to see a special lady.  My normal trips are at least an hour.  You guys in Greensboro at least have some attractive locals - both independant and agency.  Me.....  I'm out in the middle of nowhere with nobody.

Oh, BTW....   Whats a speed limit?

PS:  Retired Navy

I guess last week I was taking a drive to visit a lil lady.  The drive was like 1 hr 10 mins.  And I was running a little early so I was, for once, following the speed laws.  Man that is slow.  But then I started wondering what she was doing right now.  You know I read reviews and you always read she was dressed this way or that. She smelt good.  No not that she was a blood hound either.  The lady is always prepped for the meeting.  I dont think it happens in 10 mins.  

Now I do hope the fellas spend a little time getting ready also but my experience says we fellas dont take as long.  

But I dont think most even think of the time a lady spends preparing.  So I want to ask the ladies,  How long does it take to prepare for a visit?  Ok on average and what does that really entail??  

You popped out of nowhere...soooooo who are you Roadshow?? I love your posts and just wondering :) Did you just recently move here??

Well....  actually...... you want to know the truth?  Ok but I warn you its boring.  Im retired AF.   I use to belong to TER years ago.  Got out of the hobby thing.  Recently I started dabbling and was doing some backround on some great pair of legs and boom here I landed. The legs werent her but then I found you and friends. When I noticed the personalities on here and said to myself -"SELF"  (thats what I call myself)  " Self you have just found the perfect little world.  I read the posts and get to know you ladies in a cyberspace way. That makes me a little more comfortable.  And I am working on my lil list.  The Mission I called it.  You know I was serious is my own happy way.  I was hoping to get some of my fella posters to get a bit more involved.  Alas it doesnt seem to be working. (I think they are totally thing with the wrong head).   But I am having a great time.  The list isnt reallllll long but its growing.  I limit my list to ladies that bother posting on this board.  They should be rewarded IMHO.  I am in Greensboro so I cant do all of the Carolinas.  Oh before you ask you made the list with 3 stars.

My dad is retired AF...so I am an Air Force brat and have lived ALL OVER! :0)

And I agree the guys on here RARELY get involved. You are a breathe of fresh air

I've often wondered that myself. I generally try to be a bit early.  Which sometime blows up in my face.  In so far that the provider isn't ready yet. By an large the ladies that are on TER. Are woman of there word. Sadly for you and I roadshow. Most of the good ones seem to be in Charlotte or Raleigh. So, more or less were stuck with a three hour round trip. . . assuming we do the speed limit.  Glade to see someone who is willing to post and have a bit of fun.

Mr Cool dont you go any where.  Your need to hit that post button more often.  Or way out in Greenville and Columbia.  ROTFLMAO  Just had a thought,  wanna carpool?????

I just crack myself up.

Posted By: TallCool77
I've often wondered that myself. I generally try to be a bit early.  Which sometime blows up in my face.  In so far that the provider isn't ready yet. By an large the ladies that are on TER. Are woman of there word. Sadly for you and I roadshow. Most of the good ones seem to be in Charlotte or Raleigh. So, more or less were stuck with a three hour round trip. . . assuming we do the speed limit.  Glade to see someone who is willing to post and have a bit of fun.

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think alike! As I seen your post under his, I was thinking you two could carpool too!

Mr Cool dont you go any where.  Your need to hit that post button more often.  Or way out in Greenville and Columbia.  ROTFLMAO  Just had a thought,  wanna carpool?????

I just crack myself up.

Posted By: TallCool77
So, more or less were stuck with a three hour round trip. . . assuming we do the speed limit.
I've been know to drive 2 1/2 hours one way to see a special lady.  My normal trips are at least an hour.  You guys in Greensboro at least have some attractive locals - both independant and agency.  Me.....  I'm out in the middle of nowhere with nobody.

Oh, BTW....   Whats a speed limit?

PS:  Retired Navy


uh oh the Navy has docked.  Big guns and they move slow.  

I believe the speed limit for you Navy dudes is around 25 knots.

Posted By: Sphinxnc
Posted By: TallCool77
So, more or less were stuck with a three hour round trip. . . assuming we do the speed limit.
I've been know to drive 2 1/2 hours one way to see a special lady.  My normal trips are at least an hour.  You guys in Greensboro at least have some attractive locals - both independant and agency.  Me.....  I'm out in the middle of nowhere with nobody.

Oh, BTW....   Whats a speed limit?

PS:  Retired Navy

We don't dock, we "moor" or "anchor"  or my favorite....  "TIE UP"  oops... mental picture....

Welcome to the board

It takes me about an hour to get ready....but I know this and am usually much earlier than the scheduled appointment time.  Welcome to the board Roadshow2

Just kidding
But I try not get ready until an hour or so before the appointment because I find myself anxiously waiting. But I have to make sure I have the hot soaking bath and my hair washed and curled, shaving, skin lotioned and makeup applied. My bed has to have fresh crisp linens on it. And nothing out of place in my incall. My dogs have to be taken care of and secluded in another room. Candles need to be lit and the music needs to be playing. The bathroom has to be perfectly cleaned and fresh towels laid out in case you want to shower. If we are having a glass of wine or alcohol clean glasses are setting out and ready. I have a cold bottle of water ready for you in my room. Then I have to try on a few outfits until I decide which one I want, get those stockings on and heels and be ready to seduce.
The last few things are teeth brushing, earrings, lipstick and some Chanel No 5. I wait for the first call and when it comes I give the directions and then know I have 5-10 mins to check everything out to make sure it is perfect. I am waiting at the door and on the wall there is a mirror so I can take a final look at my appearance and then wait for you to appear.

 It sounds so easy but I left out a few things. Scurrying around half naked, closing the blinds so my neighbors can't see me, naked and scrubbing the tub after my bath,  running my thighhigh stockings with the heel of a shoe, and then searching through a hundred stockings looking for another pair or match, going to the door to wait only to look in the mirror and see I still have my hot rollers in...Squirting the shaving cream into my hand while sitting on the edge of the tub to begin shaving only to have it squirt all over the wall!! So there are sometimes a few little surprises that add to my time.
Sometimes I am ready early and I stand in front of my television and do bicep curls!!

I kinda thought that was the case.  I still want to see what the other ladies say. It makes a big difference in the experience.

My commanding officer, ROTC, would yell out , Thump you take to long getting squared away, you dress slower than a woman...double time cadet.  Many years later, I still take a good deal of time preparing to see a lady.  Scrubbed, brushed, and filed plus selecting a small token of appreciation for her attention takes time.

A minimum of two hours.  My getting ritual consists of listening to music while I shower, blow-dry my hair, make-up, body lotion & then wardrobe decisions. I tend to get stuck there. Decisions, decisions, decisions like panties or no panties. lol

IF I am hosting I set-up my playground. Candlelight with classical music. I like a good beat to work with! If I am going I consult my navigator. I have a horrible sense of direction!

All the while my mind is wondering about my playmate. Being one that enjoys creating an impact, I shake my whip cream with a naughty little giggle as I wait for my playmate's arrival;)

Now a guy should appreciate  being accepted on short notice. And you do it all for lil ol me.

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