A young lady recently hired me to do some electrical work in her home while she was away from town. About 3 hours from finishing the job, I heard her come through the garage door. Being a day early, I figured, "great, she can cut me a check".

I could tell she was tired.

After exchanging pleasantries, she asked if I would remove her shoes. That was quickly followed by a request to remove her blouse, then her skirt. My face was glowing.

The following words are now forever etched in my mind...

..."bubbly, if I ever catch you in my clothes again, you're fired".