It's a beautiful morning on the Carolina Coast and I was just walking my dogs
One is an 80 lb yellow dog and the other a 7 lb black dog
A couple passed me on my walk and he said "It looks like you like extreme sizes of dogs"
I replied "Sometimes size does matter"
He laughed out loud and as I walked past I thought to myself why that answer came out of my mouth

Once I was at my hair salon at the front desk just finishing up checking out, when another client walked up and the receptionist started to check her out. I overheard the receptionist ask if she was on the mailing list, especially due to the fact that on your birthday there is a special incentive. I just chirped in, "Am I on this list? What do you get a shampoo and a blowjob?"
I couldn't believe that came out of my mouth! Of course I meant blow dry! I didn't have anything else to say after that and I left as fast as my legs could move.

I was up in Boston at a hair salon, yes I love getting my hair done. There was a stylist there talking about his trip to Sea World. I was getting my hair cut and the stylist does not like you to move your head,etc for fear you get an uneven cut.
Anyhow, I am listening to him share and I want to share too. He was even showing pictures!
 I spoke up and said, "If she'll let me bend over, I'll show you something!"
Of course everyone started laughing out loud, and all I meant was that I could bend over and grab my phone and show some pics of my trip.
The next few times I visited the salon we still laughed about that day.
I'm sure you all have some stories to share 😜

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