Take this quiz and see.

1.  You meet a beautiful lady and within the first five minutes she offers you some mouthwash.  You should

A.  Ask if there will be an extra charge.
B.  Refuse because she is probably trying to poison you.
C.  Say sure and put the bottle in your pocket.
D.  Assume that just maybe your breath would knock a buzzard   off a sh*t wagon.

2.  Within the first few minutes of meeting a lady she says she would like to take a shower and asks if you would like to wash her back.  You should

A.  Give her YOUR hourly rate for back washing.
B.  Agree and stand outside the shower and scrub her back.
C.  Suggest that she take a shower on her own time.
D.  Sniff under your arms and see if you stink, and then make the assumption that it is you that she really wants to take a shower.

3.  You have done your research and think you have found the right lady with whom to spend a little time.  You leave disappointed thinking the lady was a little "distant."  It could be because

A.  She thinks that you find "distant" sexy.
B.  You remind her of her ex-boyfriend the sorry bastard.
C.  She is just a bitch and everyone has written false reviews.
D.  You didn't accept the mouthwash and/or the shower.

Do you get the idea?  Anyone have creative ways to address clients with smelly breath or bad body odor?

Oops.  I forgot to post the answers.  You can email me for the answer key.  Bob

Outstanding. Love the way you addressed this.  I guess the men that dont wash properly would be happy with the same......

Ok, so I don't really think that would work...I wish I did have a good idea to give you, though - your girls are such sweethearts that I hate to think of any of them having to endure that.

Sooo.....

Would it be perfectly acceptable for a client to give those SAME hints to a lady who has BO and her feminine hygeine is non-existent and is being visited by 'mother nature'?

I think you get my point. It goes BOTH ways!!!

If the lady has a problem, then I would think that it would show up in a review somewhere.  At the very least, the gentleman would not be complaining that she wouldn't kiss or was distant.  Unfortunately the ladies do not have a way to post addendums to reviews explaining why this or that might have or have not happened.  I think if someone said "She seemed distant because my breath smelled horrible" then readers might have a better picture.  Anyway I would think that if you asked a lady if she wanted some mouthwash or wanted to take a shower that you would get the response you were looking for.  Try it and see if I am wrong.

Let's play devil's advocate then...

What if the lady's monthly visitor began b4 the appmt ? 1) should she even make appointments ? 2) if she makes appointments should she offer a substantial discount EVEN if she has communicated this info in advance to her client ?

BTW, if a lady has a problem , a review afterwards is too late , she has already suckered a schmuck out of his donation amt. If the lady obviously has a problem , the client should ask for a discount or leave. End of story.

I am done.  I suggest you start another thread and see how that goes.  I do not have any better answers for your concerns than I do for the problem I submitted.