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yotaman1992 977 reads
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Hi, does anyone give a big dick discount? I knew a provider once who gave a lickers discount. Also how about anything special for it being your b-day?

shifterp765 reads

Holy Crap Batman, so what is it Yota, you packing a whopper, spend a lot of time licking or is it your birthday?

Sheeeeeit, if you are packing and do you some licking then at least one day a year you are hitting THE TRIFECTA!!!!!!!

I am just checking cause I hit one out of those three so maybe I am inline for a discount? LOL

And at least one day a year I might even be able to get 2 out of 3 but no Trifecta for ole shifterp!!!!!!  hehe

Which one I got??????? Which two??? Screw that, I am not sharing that one!!!! hehe

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WTFisUP755 reads

Are you sure you haven't been looking at yourself in one of those funny mirrors where objects appear LARGER than they actually are???

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shifterp617 reads

Hey thanks WTF, if I did that I might just make it to that TRIFECTA one day!!!!!!!!

WHAOO!!!!!!!!

SP

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little phil1050 reads

I was going to disallow the original question, for his own good, but had no real grounds to.  I was hoping that you'd give him some "good" answers.  Can't we see a few fireworks?  After all, we're approaching the 4th.

Please, do me proud.

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WTFisUP1207 reads

are really just overly excited that they don't have a really small one. Nothing to write home about, just not 3 inches, lol!

I'm still betting on the mirror thingy. But hey if his wanker is really long and so is his neck, he can blow out his own birthday candle  all by his little self ;-)

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little phil475 reads

Maybe it's true that people in the south are polite.

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WTFisUP514 reads

I'll knock $50 off the price if he lets me wear a 12 inch strap on and do him in the a$$...I'll bring some mood music...the theme from "Deliverence", and we'll do a little role playing...and he's playing  Ned Beatty's character. I'll have him singing "Happy Birthday, Mr. President" like Marilyn Monroe in no time.

That's my 'big dick" discount!

A smart-ass southrn lady ;-)

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ItalianGabriella798 reads

$50 extra charge for you seeing to it that I can't walk straight tomorrow, and a $50 discount for it being your birthday. Whatcha think? Great deal, huh?

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KimKeys767 reads

Sorry to say, but big is too big for me. All my entrances are very small, so that's one reason I'm picky..LOL!! It can be a good thing & a bad thing..But hey that's how God made me.....I'm around Charlotte all weekend with specials & a great incall location!  Get in touch for fireworks! Thanks Kim Keys

Related Link: Kim Keys

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Aubrey Jo703 reads

Ok..so I'll voice my opinion. If one of us women came on this board and asked
"Will you men pay me extra because I'm reayy good at giving head..my pussy is tighter then normal... or it's my birthday you have to tip me" -We would be BLASTED! So...sorry hun...get over yourself. No one in their right mind is going to give you a discount for your supposed "big dick" or great eatting skills.

Don't you know...every hobbist has a huge dick and is the BEST at dinning at the Y. So why are YOU any different?? (tounge in cheek)

Have a fantastic week!!

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WTFisUP553 reads

As we say in the South, "Bless his heart, he just doesn't know any better!"

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yotaman1992489 reads

Thanks for all the replies. My goal has been acheived, I finally had a question that generated some response. I hope I have not actually upset anyone. And by the way ladies thanks for the job you do (seriously).

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Aveeno586 reads

If you fuck well, some providers will let you fuck for free after a few times seeing them. They tell me my dick is big...but I dont see it. I think it is more about how I make them feel, not my dick size.

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