Okay all you sexy carolina ladies its time again for your favorite advice column Dear Hondo (well maybe next to last favorite ).  So please feel free to post your favorite sexual conundrums (no I didn't mean condoms. LOL) and the all mighty Hondo will use his magical powers. ( i. e. , a magic eight ball and a case of beer) to solve them!

Can I get a Rocky Report?

I am alone in my hotel room, and I am horny.

I've had a few beers, you see, and I would like some company.

Unfortunately, I am many miles away from home and it may be a while until I return.

Can you still help??

Absolutely marie! Rocky is doing great and is eating me out of sunflower seeds LOL! He also loves your pics but is jealous of fawn!  He also said that you should have sex with hondo!!

Sure thing natasha,  I can empathize with you having been on the road a lot.  I suggest that you get totally naked in bed, close your eyes,  slowly touch yourself and picture having sex with hondo!! If that doesn't work then I recommend a cold shower LOL!

Not from me of course

So glad Rocky is doing well and keeping you entertained *smiling for real*

Marie

Dear Hondo,

I always shower before bedtime and put on fresh panties. But sometimes I wake up and my good-girl is dripping wet. Not only that, my panties have mysteriously gone missing! When this happens, I seem to be excessively horny. This seems to be happening more and more as I get older. Whatever can I do, oh great Hondo?

Needing your wisdom,
Marie in Asheville

From you of course!

Posted By: AgentSquirrel

Not from me of course

So glad Rocky is doing well and keeping you entertained *smiling for real*

Marie

Thanks for your question marie, not sure this is a problem especially if your dreams involve having sex with hondo ! I would recommend buying some good absorbing sheets though. Also. I suggest avoid wearing the panties to bed, someone as sexy and beautiful as you should be au naturel allowing your sexy body to be uninhibited!!

LOL! Awesome one, Natasha!