I know you’re out there, I can hear you(r) (heavy) breathing!

Remember, providers/agencies, even though you are limited to one schedule/ad post per week, TER encourages you to get involved on the discussion boards. As long as you contribute to the discussion, you can include your website link. Tell a joke, ask a question or tell me something about the Carolinas. I’ve never visited. The only things I know about the Carolinas, I learned from watching The Andy Griffith Show!

Carolinas providers and hobbyists, let’s get this party started!

thirsty

I'm not an agency or a provider but I do love discussions tinged with comedy. I tried submitting limericks a few months back but I got very little response.
There's that old New England limerick,

"There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose cock was so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a cu*t,
I would fu*k it."

Now, I ask you Thirsty, does that bring back schoolboy memories?
O2

It is good to see you back Thirsty (xoxoxo)

Yes...but I've shrunk a bit since then.

thirsty

Now you have to help me make Carolinas the most active board on TER!

thirsty

-- Modified on 6/5/2004 10:46:40 AM

Sumitted by a lady (me) who was a full C cup in 8th grade, size 1 in ladies jeans.  Stayed this size until my wedding at the age of 19.  Top heavy?  I was born for this industry!  lol

Japanese, Chinese, dirty knees, look at THESE!
-Author Unknown

Rach

There was once a girl named Lill
Who tried a dynamite stick for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.

That's one of the better limericks that I've heard in awhile

...and you worked North Carolina in there to satisfy people who don't like off topic posts.

thirsty

Keep them coming.... I had never heard the "tits in Brazil" limerick.

There once was a guy from BelAir,
who was screwing his girl on the stair,
The bannister broke, he doubled his stroke,
And finished her up in the air.