Today be talk like a pirate day maties. All ye scaliwags and wharf rats need t' step up and take ye a wench that be needin taken.  There be some beauties round these parts.

And you wenches need t' post a pic down below and put a bit of life in this village.

Pull anchor and hoist sails, and make ready the cannon.  Pillagin, drinkin, and wenchin be my code, what say ye?