1. Would you rather be...  
 a.) One of Santa's elves or  
 b.) One of Santa's reindeer?  
   
 2. Would you rather ride....  
 a.) On the Polar Express or  
 b.) On Santa's sleigh?  
   
 3. Would you rather wear....  
 a.) An ugly X-mas sweater every day in December or  
 b.) A Santa suit all year long?  
   
 4. Would you rather drink...  
 a.) Sour (non-alcoholic) eggnog or  
 b.) Eat fruit cake everyday in December?  
   
 5. Would you rather be the star in...  
 a.) The Grinch or  
 b.) Bad Santa  
   
 6. Would you rather get caught naked....  
 a.) Coming down the chimney or  
 b.) Kissing under the mistletoe?  
   
 Ho! Ho! Ho! Happy Holiday's  
   
   
   
 

1. Would you rather be...  
 a.) One of Santa's elves or  
 b.) One of Santa's reindeer?  
 c.) Mrs Santa Claus (ho ho ho)
   
 2. Would you rather ride....  
 a.) On the Polar Express or  
 b.) On Santa's sleigh?  
 c.) On Santa's sleigh -- in his lap.  

 3. Would you rather wear....  
 a.) An ugly X-mas sweater every day in December or  
 b.) A Santa suit all year long?  
 c.) Coal dust all December  
   
 4. Would you rather drink...  
 a.) Sour (non-alcoholic) eggnog or  
 b.) Eat fruit cake everyday in December?  
 c.) Butter cookies in the tin (yech)
   
 5. Would you rather be the star in...  
 a.) The Grinch or  
 b.) Bad Santa  
 c.) 12 nights of xxxmas  
   
 6. Would you rather get caught naked....  
 a.) Coming down the chimney or  
 b.) Kissing under the mistletoe?  
 c.) Coming under the mistletoe  
   
 
Happy Holidays! and Chag Sameach on this third night