Here's my platform:

I'm pro-choice, as long as you choose me; so choose me since I am a "pro."

I support capital punishment in the form of multiple hour appointments with me that will definitely result in a HARD attack and eventually "cock" failure!

My health care platform focuses on orgasmic pleasure without extra premiums, co-pays or deductibles, just universal orgasm coverage.

While I recognize the need for energy alternatives, I am in favor of drilling..just not in Anwar when there are several tight and moist sites much closer to home.

I am a proponent of "wild" life conservation. With your help we can continue to keep my wetlands "the wettest."

I know experience is important when making a choice, my record (reviews) illustrate my skill and dedication.

The "poles" have me out in front by a "tight" margin but with your assistance the gap will widen just enough.

So make like Bill Clinton and bring your "slick willy" to the convention.

Stay tuned for future press releases including announcement of VP choice.  Contact the candidate by phone to schedule a one on one live debate.

Raleigh 12-13
Greensboro 14
Charlotte 15-16

Paramour Tiffany
404-734-5253
[email protected]



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