A man suspecting his wife was seeing another man hired a famous Chinese dective named Chen Lee. Chen Lee was hired to watch and report any activites while the husband was gone.
A few days later the husband recieved this report :
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Most honourable Sir,

... You leave house...I watch house
He come to house, I watch
He and she leave house, I follow
He and she go to hotel, I climb tree...I look in window
He kiss she, she kiss he
He strip she, she strip he
He play with she, she play with he
I play with me, I fall off tree
I not see
No fee

Chen Lee