I have recently realized I have a smoking fetish.  The look of a hot, sexy women with a long white cigarette in her hand (preferably with long nails painted red) is a strong turn on for me.  I know it smells bad, makes your breath stink, makes your clothes smell, turns your tongue, nails, and hair yellow, and if you use them exactly like you are suppose to, it will kill you.

Well lieutenant Dan,  you gotta weigh your options :25 years of second hand smoke before you die of cancer versus 1 year or so of sex with HIV positive sex workers before you die. Looks like a no win situation unless you wear a rubber suit and gas mask during trips to fantasy land.

As I started some DATY, she asked if I minded if she smoked. My first thought was "I'm boring her already.....Geez", but then she started giving directions and basic BOSS talk. Turned out pretty hot. She later said it gives her a boss/male secretary attitude.