Any of you gents seen Melody,yet? I'm surprised no one has reviewed her yet. From her ad I see she's 1)pretty and 2)can actually string two sentences together.

(Using the term 'sentences' quite loosely here.)

But wow, that ad was a chore to read.

And this little gem:
"DISCOUNTS FOR SPECIAL CALLERS!!! EVERY 3RD CALLER GETS THE SPECIAL OFFER!IT COULD BE YOU!!"

You have got to be kidding me. If she were in my area, and I had any interest in seeing her, that would have killed it right there anyway.
(I wonder...if you don't get the special discount, do you call back and try again?)

Nice pics though. On that (and that alone) we agree.

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Why do I get the feeling she's watched WAY too many infomericials?

"It doesn't get any realer"? (sigh).

But she is cute,lol!

XOXO,

Steph