Coming through NC on Saturday, the 16th and would love to come on a pretty girl's face!  Hit me up if you're interested....

Reminds me of one I used to use in high school " hey wanna fuck?" It did work once though but she was pretty wasted, as was I. I'm sure you'll be overwhelmed with responses ( insert sarcastic tone here). Seriously though we all know the game but a little tact can go a long way.

to line up for that offer...make sure you have a big enough load....I'm talking about in your wallet! lol