Since you're beggin...I usually stay in the Mississauga area, so here's one. You won't go wrong with Allure in Mississauga. It's on Gibraltar near Kennedy and Derry. Have fun!

Drop Alphacare from  your list. Add Allure, Hands from Heaven and Blue Pearl. Now you've got the complete list of the best Toronto has to offer. Pick the one that's most conveniently located for you. You'll find very attractive women and clean facilities at all of them.

MP's are pretty big in Toronto. Hands From Heaven at Pine Valley and Hwy 7 is generally conceded to be the best one. Very nice surroundings and an allstar line-up. HFH is the New York Yankees of the Canadian MP scene. Big budget and usually gets its talent ready-made from the lesser operations.

Cameron: Very good-looking. Makes most Playboy centrefolds look shabby. Limits somewhat tighter than some of the girls there.

Christina (Little c): Perennial MVP of the Toronto MP scene. Russian gal in her late 20's. Great personality and superior looks.

Tarah is also a standout. Jessica has her adherents too. These girls must be booked in advance or you likely will not get to see them.www.handsfromheavenspa.com

Blue Pearl at Hwy 401 and Dufferin is more central and very nice. Boasts a solid line-up including the popular Alanna. Management is a little obnoxious and will charge you add-on fees if you go over the time of your appointment by even a minute. Also for using a credit card.

Invisible Touch at Hwy 404 and Hwy 7 is HFH's sister spa and has a solid rep as well, but maybe not the standout lineup at present. www.4u2touch.com

Silhouette Spa around the Queensway and Dixie rd. in South Mississauga is nice and boasts the incredible Kelly, another perennial MVP candidate.

Have heard good stuff about Allure and Utopia, but haven't been there. Ditto Picadilli. Downtown spas are notoriously bad. So avoid them.

2 Corby, down the road from Invisible Touch is a Russian place which often has stellar rookie talent fresh from the FSU.

Email me for specifics.