One of the most common questions I'm asked as a companion is how did I end up here, I mean people are genuinely curious what my background is and just how I came to find myself as a TER advertiser.

I guess it really all begins with my childhood, my mother was a hamster and my father smelled of elderberries. I grew up in a fairly average household; had a wonderful pet parrot that was pining for the fjords. It was a remarkable bird, very quiet.
As I got older I got a job as a leper, 16 years behind a veil and proud of it. Ended up cured, bloody miracle it was. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, Jesus comes up and cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder.
So now I find myself here, looking for work, posting on TER.

Gotta look on the bright side of life right?  

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In all seriousness ladies and gents I'll be in Toronto July 2-10th and Ottawa July 13-16.

If you don't take life too seriously, believe that a date should be fun and that it's just as much about a mental connection as it is a physical one then I may be the type of woman you'll enjoy sharing your time with.