Hiya boys, it’s been a minute… did ya miss me?😈 Cuz I sure missed you! . Yes, it’s really me. Yes, I’m stoked to be back. Yes, I’d LOVE to reconnect with old friends and make some fun new ones! . No, I don’t have professional pics or a site yet but there are some candid/selfies over on the General Discussion board as teasers. Or search my old ads for a frame of reference, albeit a smidge outdated🤪 . As always... Please be aware that screening is REQUIRED (legal name, P411 and/or employment verification, plus several reputable references) as is a deposit. After screening is satisfied and before the deposit, you’ll get another handful of selfies, a short video (to prove I can’t be bothered doctoring shit) and an unblurred face pic. If you’re still down, you get to put your money where your mouth is while you’re thinking about where your going to be putting your mouth💋 . Preferential treatment is given those requesting extended time (4+hrs). As screening takes several days and international travel takes a bit more coordination, dates must be requested at least 2wks in advance to have the best chance of working out. . Feel free to check out the mildly entertaining fiction (otherwise known as reviews), and find more info at the link below. If what you see piques your interest, let's get acquainted!
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