I'm Norah, your friendly neighborhood smartass geek turned classy ass hooker! Or something.
Ok sorry, let me get more conventional. I'm well-dressed, well-groomed, well-spoken...though not particularly well-rested today.
Wait try again, I'm a seductive and elegant courtesa...I can't keep a straight face while saying or even typing that word...
Let's put it this way. All those things that everyone promises to be, plus a good deal more. I won't promise you luxury and show up in bare-faced, hair in a bun, in sweats. If you're really worried by my lack of positive adjectives playing up my strong suits, I highly recommend taking a gander at what those who've spent time with me have said. Or better yet, read what I've said on my site when feeling a bit more flowery in prose.
I'm Washington DC based but I travel often and find myself in Boston and NY with some frequency... I have incall the evening of Tuesday the 22nd to the 24th. If those dates don't work out for you, I HIGHLY recommend joining my mailing list so I can let you know about future trips.
And with that, call me baby! (but really you can't call, sorry) xo, Norah Lucille
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