Well damn!! I left the city in a state of blizzardry and was notified by my friends and admirers (they exist I promise!) that it was warmer. But it's not!!!! OMG this is cold cold cold cold cold. But the bright side is that together we can make it HOT HOT HOT.  

How??  

By turning the thermostat way up when we get naked!!!

So let's get it on. Read my reviews. Love me and I will love you back.

Here's a v. candid pic from last month. I'll post a professional pic too.

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