And.... we're off! Starting this week with a bang in Washington thanks to yours truly (with the assistance of Mr. President, the legendary Serena Williams and Roger Federer, and Customs and Border Patrol, plus the champions of freedom who we know as the ACLU), and ending it with what I hope is a HUGE upset when the Falcons beat the Patriots.  

Yes, I said that. I'm still rooting for the Falcons this weekend. Feel free to trash talk me if it doesn't turn out as glorious as I imagine. And forgive me for being a bit ambitious in my dreams for the future. I'm still holding on to the hope that I'll be able to make it through playing Resident Evil 7 while keeping my wits about me. I am most certainly hoping that we can clear up this nonsense "Muslim ban" before my trip to see my family overseas in the fall. And I love my home state more than the admirable and honorable Belichick. (Especially after he coordinated that fire alarm pull in a dirty trick to throw my favorite team off in the last match up.)

Listen, I hold on to hope because no one wants to be on the wrong side of history. If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.  

As patron saint of voluptuary affairs, I'm here to  ensure you maintain your nobility. You should be living a life less ordinary... I can help you bring your deepest desires and fantasies to the surface. There's no need to cling to the ho-hum of everyday life through self deprivation and suppression of you sensual proclivities and the silencing of bodily assent...especially when I'm here to extend a hand- or a kiss, or a gentle loan- if you are willing to unclench your fist.

There's no reason to toss and turn at night while you are dreaming of me engaging you in a dimly lit bedroom that we've made into our own chamber of hedonism... and learning you and all the things you enjoy... and bending over in front of you, in the raciest of outfits, giggling and moaning... and allowing you to release your unbridled passion for a woman like me to enjoy.  

There's absolutely no reason for any of that when I am here to offer you only distinct, memorable bouts of pleasure- in whatever fashion you choose to experience me.  

I am hosting incall all this week in Tyson's Corner and Washington, D.C. for the purposes of your enjoyment. Please contact me via my website.