So,
 I was in tough form this morning. Wife's out of town, regular got married noone around for a desperate man. logged on to eros, no return calls, got desperate...went with the old standby, Phoenix (stop me if you've heard this one before)
 Called one, got a quick return call( fortunate I thought, reality is, her phone don't ring too often!) Arrangements were made and she was on her way.
 I showered, got ready and about an hour goes by so I'm sort of expecting a cell call as we arranged, so I was a little surprised to look out my window and see, what appeared to be, a lady of the evening walking up the steps of the house across the street.
 I ran downstairs and opened the door and called her before she rang the Lowensteins bell, she came over kind of laughing at the screw up, I was sh&**&^g myself, just then my neighbor came strolling out of his door.. I grabbed the girl and strolled over to mike and introduced him to my cousin Vita (I do have a cousin vita, she's absolutely nuts, he's heard the name before and now he can put a face to it, however if she ever gets out of Baldpate I'm screwed!)
Another day in the life.....
WOOF