...And my needs are not eccentric either.

Oh Well!

You are both eccentric and brilliant Crystal!

'Crystal, Crystal, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells, and cockle shells,
And carrots all in a row.'

Mother Goose Me

Brilliant - I've just been waxed

I've also been sick in bed ... at least that's what she said. (badda-bing).