I want to take you to a Red Sox game in Sept. Plz pick the weekend and let me know.....
I really want to see Josh Beckett pitch....

Why send a personal message through a public third party venue?  You might get a quicker response by emailing or calling her.

Laugh my fuckin balls off!

A quick peruse of the schedule indicates that the only Sept Weekend Home (we are talkin home games, right?) are Sept. 11-13, Fri-Sun, against  Tampa Bay.

Guess what?  Beckett not scheduled to pitch any of those games!!
All right, I don't know if he is or isn't.  Its early yet.

OK, Ashley, your choice.  You pick the weekend.  Err, did you choose Sept 11-13?  Good choice Ashley.  A better  choice would be not seeing "Diggin4clams"!!!




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I want to take you to a Red Sox game sooner than September. We could share a Kosher dog. Start at each end and meet in the middle. Large diet coke with two straws. Followed up to a trip to the Ramrod after the game.

no condiments, bare back only. Ramrod sounds like fun!

Ashley:

Please write me.  I want to take you out.  First, we can stop at D'Angelos.  You can even have the large lobster sandwich if you want (I think it's like $15 or something.)  Then we can go to Target and buy stuff and then maybe go play some video games.  I'll provide the quarters, of course.  Then we can go to the Allston Depot and watch a Red Sox game.  I hope Big Papi hits a home run.  He's my favorite.  And you can have all the beer you want!!!  If you want to give me head in the car, that would be good too.  Hope you get right back to me.  I'll be waiting at my computer for a response.  

Yours truly,

Boston Chuckie

I know thats you Mr. Robinson hiding behind the only hetero post in this thread!

To the haters...
If you don't have anything nice to say fuck off.  Don't go away mad, just go away.  
Sorry but wtf is up with you?

People proposing to their girlfriends using baseball scorebords got old...and then it got annoying.

Why use a public forum to ask someone out on a date?

Sorry if the fun-poking was a bit much, but I think you put a target on your own back.

Best.

PS  I hope she takes you up on it; bring a blanket...maybe you can get a HJ just as Beckett is getting a strike out.

The responses he received for a playful message are the reason this board is crawling slow.

Being mean-spirited isn't most people's idea of fun but seems to be of a few posters here.

The point is, if he wants to invite Ashley to the ball game, fine.  Email her!

Sending messages to a particular person should be done elsewhere.

Sorry, Diggins if i offended you.  But i suggest that you get your head out of your ass!

Hey PD howcome CD gets invited to Lunch and I don't???   Whts up with that?  Now I feel unwanted.  How about we all get together and go to a hide the Weinnie Roast.  (with the ladies of course lol )

All right, I started the insurrection here, and now I am prepared to say "mea culpa."  Looking at Mr. Clamdigger's reviews (despite his name which sounds remarkably New England-ish), he appears to be from Miami. So I am guessing he wants to come to town, see a nice babe, and take in a Red Sox game (don't we all...), all in one shot.  If that's the case, his public plea is a little more understanbable, at least (even if not the most efficient or effective...)  Am I right?