I was talking to a couple buddies of mine in the hobby. We got to discussing pre-visit routines, it was very interesting. I'd like to know more about what each of you hobbyists do. I've always felt that I need to be at my physical best when visiting a provider, makes for a better experience.
Keeping in mind that I typically schedule meetings in advance (4-14 days), I usually make a dietary adjustment...
2 Days Before:
> I omit meat from diet
> I omit garlic, onions, and other strong spices from diet
> I only drink green tea for fluid
1 Day Before:
> I omit cabbage family from diet (haha, don't forget to remove Asparagus)
> I omit dairy products from diet
> It goes without saying... No junk food
> I only drink water for fluid
Day of:
> I only eat fruits (primarily berries, melons, mangos, kiwi, etc)
After visit:
> I usually go out for BBQ Chicken Pizza. lol
I'm really curious what people typically do, feel free to share your routines.
CKJ
Are you getting ready for a wedding or the beginning of football season 
I'm on the opposite side of the spectrum. I usually decide no more that 24 - 48 hours in advance that I'm going to 'play'. Sometimes it might even be just hours prior. My diet NEVER comes in to consideration other than the obvious to make sure my breath isn't rank. Once I'm on my way to the appointment I'll grab a handful of mints to ensure that's taken care of. I've never had a complaint from a woman regarding my taste or smell :
Day before: try to go to bed early.
Day of: no big meals or jerking off too close to the date.
I do have to congratulate you on your devotion to your routine. Nothing can motivate a man into action like to promise of sex!
a couple of hours before the date. Then, when I get to her incall, I take a noisy smelly nasty dump. If she still wants to fuck me, I know she's GFE.
Most of the rest I focus on bathing, showering, brushing, flossing, picking out clean clothing, shaving - including where the sun don't shine - and making sure I have the right phone number, know how to get there, etc.
I eat a pretty healthy diet already, and keep the amount of garlic (Which, by the way stays in the blood for about a week, thereby affecting the breath through the lungs.) minimal. A banana about 4 hours before keeps the potassium level about right.
My last step about five minutes before the date is to pop a couple of Tic-tacs.
So far, it all seems to be working.
Posted By: mrfisher
Most of the rest I focus on bathing, showering, brushing, flossing, picking out clean clothing, shaving - including where the sun don't shine - and making sure I have the right phone number, know how to get there, etc.
I eat a pretty healthy diet already, and keep the amount of garlic (Which, by the way stays in the blood for about a week, thereby affecting the breath through the lungs.) minimal. A banana about 4 hours before keeps the potassium level about right.
My last step about five minutes before the date is to pop a couple of Tic-tacs.
So far, it all seems to be working.
And carry two cats in carriers with me at all times.
Six to eight weeks before my appointment, I begin a prolonged "cleanse diet," during which I eat only cinnamon, wheat thins, and ionized water.
Finally, on the evening prior to our scheduled meeting, I eat an entire suckling pig and a dozen donuts.
In the morning I do ten minutes of Yoga while watching "Fox & Friends."
At appointment time, I drive to the hotel, masturbate gloomily in the parking lot, then turn around and drive home again.
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Though 86'ing the asparagus and broccoli is surely appreciated. Just add pineapple juice to your daily regimen. Then clean your balls and ass thoroughly every blessed day. Make sure you dry your balls and ass really well too. Wash and dry your junk like your life depends on it. Anal retentive oral hygiene is cool too. Floss often! Rank breath and rancid b&a are real joy vacuums.
blow a nice chunkie wad that almost hurts when it squirts!
On the appointment day; I shower, shave, brush my teeth, and count out the money.
