Wow are you really talking about crack right now? Why would you want to support the drug addictions of young girls? Not cool

Here's a suggestion:

Call 911.  Tell them you're going to partake, but only if they'll send a female over.  Then wait until she arrives, and have fun.

And it won't cost you a dime.

Have fun.

PS  Yes, it was among the dumbest questions ever.  I will give you credit for identifying that.

Upon entrance to the Visiting Room, inmates will provide the Visiting Room Officer their institutional pass and institutional ID card.

Seating will be on a first come first served basis and only in those areas designated for inmates. As the inmates enter the visiting room they will take a plastic chair from the stack and place it across from their visitor's seats. When the visit has ended they will return their plastic chair to the stack and wait to be strip searched prior to exiting the visiting room. Seating will be monitored by the Visiting Room Sergeant or the Officer in Charge.

Inmate are required to sit with their back flat against the chair and their feet flat on the ground. Legs may not be crossed and there is no straddling on the chairs.

Inmates are not allowed to take or give any item to or from visitors. The exception to this is items purchased from the vending machine. Inmates are not allowed to share items from the vending machine with their visitors.

Visitors will be allowed to use the toilet facilities in the Visiting Room, when necessary. The visitor must submit to a pat search prior to re-entering the Visiting Room. The Visitor will be required to sign the Search Log upon completion. Whenever a child uses the bathroom an adult shall be present prior to conducting the pat search. If the adult enters the toilet facilities with the child, they are also subject to a pat search.

The toilet facilities shall be searched prior to any visitor entering and after the visitor has exited and a pat search of the visitor has been completed.

Footwear must be worn in the visiting room.

No jewelry other than a wedding ring and medical bracelet may be worn into the visiting room.

Medication that has been approved by the Shift Commander must be kept at the desk in an envelope. All envelopes are to be marked with the visitor's name and contents of envelope.

No gum, cigarettes, candy, medication, money, or other items not authorized for retention by a visitor will be allowed into the visiting room. These items are to be secured in the lockers located in the visitors lobby.

The introduction of guns, controlled substances, alcohol or other weapons is cause for loss of visiting privileges as well as criminal prosecution.

If a visitor appears to be under the influence of alcohol or any unknown substance or the odor of alcohol is detected they will be denied entrance.

Visitors may purchase a debit card in the lobby for vending machine purchases. Money is not allowed in the visiting room.

When visitors have an infant or small child, they will be allowed to bring two (2) clear plastic bottles with either formula, milk, water or juice. A cloth diaper/and or receiving blanket will be allowed.

Visitors may only visit with one inmate at a time during their incarceration at MCI-Framingham unless special approval has been provided by the Superintendent or her designee. (Visitors cannot visit one inmate on one day and another inmate on another day).

Physical contact between visitors and inmates shall be limited to a brief greeting at the start and at the completion of a visit. Excessive or inappropriate physical contact may be cause for termination of the visit and loss of privileges.

Visitors who choose to deposit funds into inmate accounts must do so by making the check or money order payable to inmate and depositing it in the INMATE ACCOUNT BOX located in the main lobby. The funds will be deposited into the inmate account in accordance with 103 DOC 405: Inmate Funds Policy. MCI-Framingham does not accept cash deposits for inmates. Visitors must only deposit money into the account of the person they are visiting.

Visitors to MCI Framingham, their vehicles and their possessions are subject to search while on state property.

Inmates who are scheduled to serve disciplinary sanctions, or are otherwise not able to receive visits, are responsible to notify visitors prior to such a visit, if they desire to avoid limited or otherwise restricted visits.

When an inmate's housing status changes abruptly (e.g. from general population to Close Custody, HSU, etc.), upon the inmate's request, reasonable efforts will be made by the Unit Team staff to contact visitors and have them informed of visiting restrictions.

All visitors must park their vehicles in the area assigned for Visitors Parking. All vehicles must be locked while on state property. Visitors will be required to list the registration number of the vehicle they arrived in on the Request to Visit Form. If requested by staff, a copy of the registration must be produced. Visitors are not allowed to loiter in the parking lot.

Re: WTF?

This goes way beyond just being a dumb question. I hope you didn't really think you were going to get any takers. You really need to separate your illegal activities. Next, you'll be asking if anyone has any firearms without serial numbers.