For $400

I'd want him to patiently follow me around Sephora while I try on every shade of nude lipstick, carry all my shopping bags, then when we get home, rub my feet, kiss me on my forehead and tell me I'm pretty!  Then maybe bring me tacos in front of the TV while we watch a movie.  My idea of boyfriend experience is a little different than some... I suppose he sounds more like an assistant / lapdog haha!