A well-built woman with good reputation, who can cook frogs legs, who appreciates a good fuc- schia garden, classic music and tal- king without getting too serious.
Oh, wait, you misread it.... please only read lines 1, 3, and 5
1. Cute Guys 2. With Brains 3. and a Porsche 4. A best friend to confide in 5. A friend that weighs more than her 6. A faithful husband 7. Never getting married 8. A great body 9. A great body without aerobics 10. Honest politicians 11. Shoes that fit the 1st time in stores 12. Wardrobe accessories that match when you get them home 13. A better job than most guys 14. Shopping without the guilt 15. Air bags in cars 16. A dishwasher 17. Never having to do the dishes 18. Recipes that always work 19. Eating without gaining weight 20. Healthy kids 21. Healthy kids that behave 22. In-laws in distant states 23. Unlimited credit cards 24. Hose without runs 25. A relationship 26. Commitment 27. No relationship 28. No commitment 29. A sale in every store 30. Someone to take out the trash 31. Hors d'oeuvres 32. A great home, 33. Cleaned by someone else 34. Stations that pump gas for you 35. Great skin 36. Great skin without working at it 37. A guy who doesn't snore 38. Traveling 39. Not traveling 40. Looking great in a swimsuit 41. Not trying on swim suits 42. Peace 43. No more lint 44. Diamonds 45. More diamonds 46. Waterford 47. more Waterford 48. Clean air 49. A great wardrobe 50. A great wardrobe that always fits 51. Looking good in every hairstyle 52. Keeping secrets 53. Telling secrets 54. Cars that don't break down 55. A hunk mechanic when they do 56. Knowing more about sports than the guys 57. Romantic movies 58. Movies with happy endings 59. A guy who dances 60. Free telephones 61. No calorie pizza 62. A guy who's not afraid to cry 63. Chasing butterflies with the kids 64. Revenge 65. Knowing all the good gossip 66. Being a Mom 67. A day off from being a Mom 68. Giving birth 69. Men giving birth 70. Respect 71. Not having to shave 72. Teddy bears 73. Hearing someone great sing the Star Spangled Banner 74. Great seats at the Symphony 75. Clean sheets 76. Being messy if I want to 77. Pets who don't shed 78. Bowling without being laughed at 79. Togetherness 80. Space 81. Poetry 82. Rock and Roll 83. Forgiving 84. Holding a grudge 85. Winning the lottery 86. Sharing the wealth 87. Guys in tuxedos 88. Female role models 89. An early morning jog 90. Sleeping late 91. Sunsets over water 92. Junk Food 93. The scent of roses 94. Killer perfume 95. No maintenance manicures 96. Big screen movies 97. Mushy greeting cards 98. A good laugh 99. A good cry 100. Height without tight heels 101. Only people you like on the answering machine 102. World domination 103. A lot of friends 104. Equality 105. Manipulation 106. Always winning 107. Being fair 108. Living in the country 109. Living in the city 110. Reading guys' minds 111. Reading womens' minds 112. Reading kids' minds 113. Car phones you don't have to hold on to 114. Simple things 115. Expensive things 116. Unbreakable garbage disposals 117. Free postage 118. All of the above 119. None of the above
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