I have a weird one.. I guess not that weird probably. But one that requires a little special help because of what it is.
In short.. I am looking for a woman who will "pick me up". You know.. like.. I'm in a bar/a bookstore/whatever and she approaches me and does the hitting on. You know, like the douchebag dude usually does! I dunno.. I'm getting old at the ripe old age of 38 and I have always had to do the heavy lifting. I'd like to see what it's like on the other side. I suppose if you brought a strap on that'd really complete the fantasy.

Oops.. did I say that out loud?
I don't know, I have never had this happen and it's a bit of a stupid fantasy I have had for a very long time.
I have a reference from at least one highly reputable provider. Yes, I could have her do this (and she said she would) except that for the stupid fantasy to really work, it kind of has to be a stranger or someone who I have never met before.
Location is kind of up for grabs, I live in the central part of the state, but I am happy to travel to make it work. Obviously I wouldn't expect you to come to me!
I'd love to hear from anyone who might be interested and I figured posting up like this would be a little more effective than e-mailing 50 ladies and asking.
Thanks!