friends

I wanted to post this in Mid-March but after today's bad exchange I want to say this.

I will be in Haifa working on a Hi-Tech project from April till September, perhaps longer. So I won't be active on this board for many months.

When I am back I hope to meet some great new providers.

Shalom

Finally the best news We all heard today

Don't let the door hit you in your kosher ass!  

I'll make U a few  Grilled Cheese sandwiches
U can eat with your friends Mr Robinson,& Lenny the Lump

Many people feel that "Hebe" is just like kike, hymie, nigger, coon, spic, mick and wetback.  Not for polite company.  Let's keep the discussion here a bit more refined and stick to fucking, cock, cunt and tits.



filmat11

please hurry back, you pretentious D-Bag.

PD

From a proud member of the tribe!

.....that you can't find the perfect Jewish provider in Boston, so you need to re-locate to Israel? Kinda drastic, dont'cha think?

We were just getting used to you, andy. Whether you realize it or not, you brought some needed entertainment to the board. No offense intended, as their is a certain cynicism, sense of humor, and thick skin needed to put up with everything here.

Good luck, hope you find your dream provider in Israel. If you do, please recruit her to travel to Boston!

The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for 2,000 rubles, or one from Minsk for 1,000 rubles. Being frugal, they bought the cow from Minsk.

The cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all the time, and the people were amazed and very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. Then they would never have to worry about the milk supply again.

They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest.

The people were very upset and decided to ask their wise rabbi, what to do. They told the rabbi what was happening. "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward.

When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side and she just walks away to the other side."

The rabbi thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this cow from Minsk?"

The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they had gotten the cow. "You are truly a wise rabbi," they said.

"How did you know we got the cow from Minsk?"

The rabbi answered sadly, "My wife is from Minsk."

ROTFLMAO

Please post more stuff like this, this board needs it!

xoxo
Lauren

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I don't think so...I suggest we shut off all the lights and move the furniture around incase he comes back sooner.