.... avalanche. Urban Legend calls for BBBJCIM then crack a joke and she laughs so hard in travels up her nose. Maybe it's not Ron Jeremy's path you are following but rather Jerry Seinfeld.
There is no delicate way to put this so here it is:
I was receiving a phenomenal blowjob recently and during my first orgasm of our session my dear sweet provider started choking. She said I came so hard that my sperm ended up coming out here nose. That has never happened to me nor has it ever happened to her.
Has that ever happened to anyone else before?
Now for the setup (long) of how this situation came to be: I'm a regular Jewish guy (no, nothing like Rom Jeremy), so that means I have small balls and a teenie weenie peenie (as I call it). For 2 to 3 days before our appointment she and I were sending tantalizing notes to each other (IM/Email) so I was definitely worked up. By the time our day rolls around I had blue-balls early on, starting about 8 hours before our appointment. Mind you I had been horny but not masturbated for over 2 days (a HUGE effort on my part) so my pump was primed. Also, I've always been able to shoot a spurt or two maybe 3 feet which I guess makes up for the size issue. Well, my pump was so primed that when I blew it filled her up and the cup runeth over and, sadly, out her nose. Isn't that weird? After she blew her nose she believes her nasal passages had never been as clean/clear as this sperm nasal lavage I gave here made it. So freaky but what a story to tell friends someday.
.... avalanche. Urban Legend calls for BBBJCIM then crack a joke and she laughs so hard in travels up her nose. Maybe it's not Ron Jeremy's path you are following but rather Jerry Seinfeld.
Hey, I wrote EOM. That means End Of Message. But, since you are reading this let me say again I was not talking, but simply squealing like a stuck pig.
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