A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his doctor to
complain that he is unable to get any women to have
sex with him. They all tell him that his penis is too long.
"Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there any way you can shorten it?".

The doctor replied, "Medically son, there is nothing I
can do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to
help you." So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.

The man calls upon the witch and relays his story.
"Witch, my penis is 25 inches long and I can't get any
women to have sex with me. Can you help me shorten it?".

The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and
then replies, "I think I have a solution to your problem. What you have
to do is go to this pond deep in the forest. In the pond, you will see a
frog sitting on a log who can help solve your dilemma.
First you must ask the frog, will you marry me? Each
time the frog declines your proposal, your penis will
be five inches shorter."

The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest.
He called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?".

The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "NO."

The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 5
inches shorter. "WOW," he screamed out loud, "this is great!! But it's still
too long at 20 inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again."

"Frog, will you marry me?", the guy shouted.

The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed
back, "NO!". The man felt another twitch in his penis,
looked down, and it was another 5 inches shorter.

The man laughed, "This is fantastic." He looked down
at his penis again, 15 inches long, and reflected for
a moment. Fifteen inches is still a monster, just a
little less would be ideal. Grinning, he looked across
the pond and yelled out, "Frog will you marry me?".

The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head,
"How many times do I have to tell you? NO, NO, NO, NO!"