the storm has arrived. the plane ran out of gas (suspended above logan for an hour waiting for them to clear the runway of ice) but even that couldn't stop me. i am ready to do some damage and you are all calling in to work tomorrow to take the day off or show up late. Afterall, it is snowing and you have somewhere much better to be,cozy warm with me.
Stay home from work? here in the land of the Puritans. No way. We will all go to work, and miss out on this great opportunity. NOT!!
Ah, Boss, I don't feel well. Yeah, the snow shoveling! No I do not need to go to an emergency room. I think with a little rest and relaxation it will improve. If you don't hear from me on Thursday, I am just in recovery.
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