Professions


Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking
about their professions. The first guy says "I`m a
Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know...Young,Urban,Professional,
Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist." The second guy
says, " I`m a D.I.N.K.Y., you know... Double Income,
No Kids Yet." The third guy says, " I`m a R.U.B, you
know... Rich, Urban, Biker." They turn to the woman
and ask her, " What are you? " She replies: " I`m a
WIFE, you know... Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."


H.O.B.B.Y.I.S.T. - Horny Old Boys Buying Young Internet Sex Toys