I found this link on another board...  Quite funny, and sometimes all too true!

have fun, MG

I am fat, happy, and beautiful, dagnabbit lol At least I tell myself that every day, when I look in the mirror (and pray it doesn't crack...uggh) ;O lol

Mel


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You are the most highly rated independent provider in Boston Mel.  Somehow, you will just have to learn to live with it

It really is sad but true.

I will survive! lol Thanks Harry, for the show of support!

Mel

I bet it wouldn't take a great deal of work to come up with the corresponding list from the ladies' side.

How about

Handsome=doesn't scare babies often
tall=average
well-endowed=average
middle aged=has AARP card
etc.
etc.

Cheers,
d_d

Your clients love you...Harry