Thats the understatement of the year. Why not ask about uptight from the Florida board ?
Whether or not its organic, coming deep from within a provider's darkest, sluttiest place -
What is your favorite line to hear?
My personal favorite to say is (in a whisper or moan of course):
"Cum inside of this slut [whore] pussy!"
Clients usually blow within two seconds of hearing it and I get off on feeling the quiver/throb of their cock inside.
What "just does it" for you? As innocent or as filthy as you like!
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Oh no, Hungry, I should be giving YOU an envelope.
is when, as she is still shaking form the last O, she asks me to lick her again...
But thanks for playing!
doesn't mean every woman in the business is...
I was born at night, but not last night, I can tell the difference.
But thanks for playing...
speak for yourself hon...I am sorry you haven't had a great deal of wild encounters where you really did lose your mind. Its too bad for you. This may be a Fantasy but some of it is real!!!
In fact, it occurs nearly daily.
However, I do think that it is amusing when clients believe they can tell what is real and what is fake.
I've seen gushing on cue and I've mastered the internal quiver.
As when you think you are fooling us...
I've seen plenty of fake orgasms, and I've seen each of those ladies exactly once. I'm sure you are very good at your job but not every woman treats it like a job. Oddly enough the ones that are faking it NEVER ask me to do it again...
I'm not sure which is more amusing, the fact that you think you are somehow smarter than all of your customers or the fact that you seem to have started the thread simply to amuse yourself by poking fun at the responses.
She wouldn't require you to pay her, right?
If it were real orgasms, all day every day with every client we'd all be fucking for free, right?
At any rate the thread was begun after a having a very hot discussion with a client over what sort of comments from our partner do it for us in bed.
If my customers felt I was patronizing them with fake orgasms I wouldn't be in business for very long, would I?
If you'd like to internet fight with yourself go ahead but my last comment is this: provider side, every single session does not yield an orgasm.
Back to the fun, playful thread at hand (not meant to be taken personally in the least!).
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I don't have a problem with the fact that a woman and a man can enjoy some harmless and enjoyable sex just because there happens to be an envelope full of cash in the room. Do you?
I also don't recall saying that every session yields an orgasm for every provider. That really would be rather presumptuous. Not really a concern for me as I just stick with the ones that I don't have to second guess with... those sessions seldom end in an orgasm...it's more like three or four...
You asked a simple question and I gave a simple answer my dear. It was your choice to take issue with the response so here we are.
Back to the fun? LOL, when did this stop being fun? Trust me, if I wasn't enjoying this I wouldn't be here...
In a brief lul during an especially hott session, I asked a rather inane question of a now retired provider.
She promptly replied, "Are we here to talk or to F.ck????"
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Some of my favorites are as follows:
"You like the way I fuck your husband bitch"?
"Watch me bust your man's nut".
"Now eat that shit off of me bitch".
is more fake than the two-bit, viewing booth low budget porn line of "Cum inside of this slut [whore] pussy!" Because, I have a few lines that have gotten to me, but I don't want to be fake.
I've gotta give it to you, though, we very rarely get to see someone derail their own thread into a minor train wreck. Usually someone else does it for them, but you are doing a great job by posting a question and then fucking with those who respond.
Your alias fits.
OK, I'm done playing, so you can take your ball home now.
One last thing, maybe you're really in need of a real man who knows how to use his tongue so you can stop faking it.
Get real.
Sorry, i forgot, this is the Boston board the place where everyone is so uptight and anal they have forgotten how to have fun!!!
Thats the understatement of the year. Why not ask about uptight from the Florida board ?
When a girl is laying on her back on the bed, droops her head over the edge, smiles and says: "fuck my throat"
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Late one night I heard, "I want to taste your cum before I got to sleep". And another time I heard whispered the following," Put your fist in my up to your elbow". scouts honor!!!!!!!
I had an overnight a number of years ago with a wonderful woman in Chicago. We drank champagne, played in the jacuzzi, and then came back to the bed for another couple of rounds. Finally, I tired and was heading off to dreamland.
But she woke me up by gently stroking the inside of my thigh, saying. "Ooooh, let's play one more time, OK?"
That's my idea of a great GFE!
Have fun, MG
Good one August. Simple and sweet.
"I want you to come on my pretty face and mouth"
Guaranteed to make me lose it.
Another provider, who recently retired and was the best experience I've had said a few memorable lines:
"I want you to come in my ass"
"Are you going to treat me like your little whore, daddy?"
"Fuck me harder, you faggot"
"I want to taste my ass on your cock"
So many memories......
BTW, Riot Grrrl (nice alias, are you a Bikini Kill fan?), if you are in fact a certain recently retired provider from a well-known Boston agency, please pm me because I would love to see you again!!
but a wordless sound.
If she gives a little moan of pleasure when I first grab her ass, that's a good sign. If she has a convincing orgasm and then that sigh and smile of relaxation afterwards, that's very hot. I think the happy after-smile is hard to fake.
But I do like to talk dirty if the provider is into it. I like it when a woman is focused on her own pleasure as well as mine. One of the hottest and funniest things a provider said to me, while I was pumping away, she was rubbing her clit and I started talking to her was,
"Shut up, I'm trying to cum..." ![]()
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"Don't stop!"
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