I will be increasing my rates after June 1, 2008. Clients that I have seen prior to this date are exempt from the increase, as well as those whom I have verified.

In addition, my availability will include Saturdays and PSE will also be offered.

For those whose circumstances do not permit me to visit them, I may offer incall. This would only be on occasion but I haven't decided yet for sure.

For those repeat callers who are message shy, please be aware that my screening process starts the first time you contact me. If you do not leave a message, I will not return your call. If you call a dozen or so times and then decide to leave a message, I probably will not call you back either.

That said, this is my first attempt at including a photo with a posting. I have no way of checking to see if I did it correctly until the message is posted. I'm sure Fuzzy will let me know if I botched it up.

Fuzzy, sorry but I know nothing about the clean up of smegma only slippery shower surfaces. Why would you want to get rid of smegma anyway? Have you sampled it? Uncle Bob could have canned an UTR delicacy. I imagine it to have a bit of bite, like that of a sharp cheese. Might even be good for sprinkling on top of salads, like bacon bits. I would love to include a winking smiley here but sadly, I don't know how....

XO,
Allegra