I haven't had the chance to shill for a provider in a long time

I have never met Sara, but I know several guys - very well - who have. She is far and away the class of the upstate NY area. You'd be fools not to convince her to visit Boston.

You may well ask why I have not met her. That's a good question. Maybe I'll do something about it before she visits Boston!

Please come to Boston for the Springtime....  

Now try to get that song out of your head.  See, you can't.  Now you'll have to come.  

Sara is fantastic.  I saw her recently and can't wait until our next time together!