A  man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at  3 o'clock in the   ;morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, sortof bewildered, jumped up  from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy Shit!
That must be my  husband!'

So the guy quickly jumped out of the  bed, scared and naked he jumped out the window like a  crazy man. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush, then  started to run as fast as he could to his car. A few minutes later he  returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman 'I AM your  husband, you slut!'

The woman yelled back,  'Yeah??? Then why were you running....you Son of a Bitch  !!!'

And that folks............is how the fight  started.