Knife-Wielding Woman Orders Husband To Perform Cunnilingus


XXXXXXX of West Virginia is facing assault and weapons charges after she showed up at her estranged husband's door with a knife and demanded of him and another man: "Eat my pussy."

XXXXXXX "commenced to undress herself," according to the police report, obtained by The Smoking Gun. Her husband "declined said invitation," but the otherman present, told cops that he "agreed to perform at her request." Um. Here's what happened next:


However, as he approached XXXXXXX, "he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from XXXXXXX." He, understandably, "declined to proceed any further."

This is when XXXXXXX allegedly "produced a lock-back folding knife," opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: "Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I'm going to cut your fucking throat."

Surely you will find this shocking, but when the deputy arrived on the scene, all three of these people appeared to be intoxicated, and XXXXXXX was naked from the waist down.

This woman is already a Grade A badass but, if she had produced the knife by sqeezing it out of her anus, wrapped in plastic, this story would be legendary!  LMFAO

On another note....instead of trying to force those guys to eat her out- she needed to haul her ass into a doctor's office.  But hey, we all do dumb things when we are drunk. Hopefully she can sober up and see a doctor asap!

... would be to hold my nose and go for it-
but can you even perform cunny on a pussy while holding your nose?!?!  

cant say as I've ever had to try it......