Hey Lamont, if you want you can come and rest your head in my bosom and I will console you. You wanna motorboat? Everybody loves a good motorboat.
FYI, I mean motorboat as when a man places his head between a woman's ample breast and goes "Brrrrrrrrrrr." I felt I need to explain as lately my youthful slang and such get misunderstood a lot these days. I don't want anyone to think I am actually giving out gas powered aquatic vehicles. LOL
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