(Somebody help me out here ... it's been years since I read Portnoy's Complaint by Philip Roth.) Portnoy considers a piece of liver in the kitchen, has his way with it and, after the fact, declares, "I fucked dinner!
I think he did it on the way back home from the butcher? I need to reread that book. And "The Breast", also by Roth, where the protagonist thinks he's a giant breast and tries to get the nurse to fuck herself with his nipple/head.
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