The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 70% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 13% of the time it is pissed off, 12% of the time it is hard up, and 5% of the time it's in the hole. It has two dependents, but they're nuts. Issues still under consideration are as follows: Are there penalties for early withdrawal? Do multiple partners count as a corporation? Are condoms deductible as work clothes? Effective January 1, 2002, penises will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows: 10"-12" Luxury Tax 8"-9" Pole Tax 6"-7" Privilege Tax 4"-5" Nuisance Tax

Note: Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund

So Gentlemen what Tax bracket do you grow into ???





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