Just a shout out hello to everyone in Boston and you great TER members. Presently in Austin,Texas before heading out to California and Arizona on my West Coast tour,I will be heading East slowly after the snow is all melted in the late Spring ~lol. Not sure of the exact dates but I will post them on my Website.
In the meantime stay safe and looking forward to visiting Boston again as I will be offering Welcome Back Specials for you guys.
Best wishes, Rachelina
A Few one liners to get you out of the weather aggravation.
What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy?A. At least when you're eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you.
Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?A. He heard the snow blower coming.
Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: What's the ultimate rejection? A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
What did the sign on the door of the brothel say?A. Beat IT -we're closed!
Q. What is the result if you take a viagra with a valium? A. If you don't get a fuck, you don't give a fuck.
And last of all..the three famous words to ruin a man's ego.... "Is it in"?
What do you do with a years worth of used condoms? Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear.
A girl went into a doctors office with a Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said "I've got some "Cream" For that".
A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock. A lady asks "What are you dressed as?" He says a fireman! You break the glass, pull the knob and I'll cum as fast as I can.
One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."
What doesn’t belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat and eggs , but you can’t beat a blowjob.
Why is being in the military like a blow job? A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
What do you call a guy who cries while he masturbates? A. A tearjerker.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? A. Gagged
Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A. So men can be open minded.
What do Disney World and Viagra have in common? A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride
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