What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Some very funny stuff, but do I sense a somewhat bitter anti-male undertone in some of your quips?

Everyone of these jokes has been seen elsewhere.
They (the jokes) are funny and I would doubt that
they reflect Lilly's feelings.

Lilly, if they do reflect your true feelings, I'm
sorry in advance. (smirk)

Just my opinion and I could be wrong.

Regards,
Loarthan

My BEST MALE client sent these to me..does he hate blondes, perhaps?

"because they have cotton balls"  .. rofl.. too funny!!  Great stuff to bring a smile on a bleak, rainy, soggy day!  Thanks

Jeez...lighten up. I thought they were pretty funny. If we can't laugh at ourselves then the world's gone all to pot. Sometimes a joke is just a joke.

I guess I am a bunny hater too!

where's my phonecall, L?

I feel left out, girlykins lol

I was waiting for the big black booty jokes lol just jokin..

meow and kisses,

Mel